Moving to Cape Cod tips: The Reality of Living on Cape Cod Vs. The Fantasy: Our Honest Report

Must-Know Facts and Tips: What to Know Before Moving to Cape Cod

While Cape Cod may seem like a dreamy beach destination, the harsh reality is that living here can feel like a never-ending winter. And if that doesn’t sound like fun, the hidden costs of owning property in Cape Cod will make your wallet shiver with fear. With high home insurance, property taxes, and even higher service fees, living in Cape Cod is like playing a never-ending game of Monopoly with real money.

Discover the Hidden Costs of Owning Property in Cape Cod: A Nightmare…But Make It Fashion

If you’re considering living in Cape Cod, don’t forget to pack your rain boots and bring some extra cash. Storms and strong winds are just some of the weather conditions that’ll make you wonder if living in Cape Cod was just a cruel joke. Plus, the yearly homeowner’s insurance can cost you a few thousand dollars, property taxes can be an arm and a leg, and utility service prices…let’s just say you might need to auction off your beloved Monopoly board game to keep up.

Surviving Cape Cod: The Winter is Coming (But it Never Leaves)

Besides the high costs of owning a property, the weather conditions in Cape Cod can also make living here challenging. The long and cold winter will make you wish you had a dragon to keep you warm. And while there are plenty of options for dining, shopping, and recreation, you might have to sell your soul to afford it.

Take Caution Before Moving to Cape Cod: Or Bring a Blank Check

Before you move to Cape Cod, be sure to bring your checkbook and your best negotiation skills. The hidden costs associated with owning property in Cape Cod can be overwhelming. And if you’re not careful, the cost of living might make you long for the days when you played Monopoly with Monopoly money. So, as you make your decision, remember to be mindful of the cost of living, or you might end up living in a hut made of Monopoly money.

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By Darius Aniunas / Free Cape Cod News